My cousin had a VW van one time when we were in high school, and we used to take a lot of acid and hang out at my friend’s farm when their parents were out of town. They had these really aggressive sheep that would come for you. Like, these fucking guys were assholes. And huge. And really filthy. So one time we were out there, at the farm, tripping balls, and going to feed these nasty animals armed with baseball bats (because they would SERIOUSLY attack you), when out of nowhere this goose shows up and screams at us until we ran back to the van and hid. And never fed the sheep. So yeah, this deck reminds me a lot of that. Except in a way nicer way. With zero sheep or geese.

Ok. Imagine you’re in space, but you’re a dog. It’s cool because you’re in a spaceship, only the spaceship is actually a giant fucken blunt so you’re super psyched. But, there is also some dude out there in space, but we don’t care about him so much because there’s this broad with huge tits and she is totally reachable with your blunt-ship, while the dude just kind of George Clooneys away into some other part of outerspace. So you get the girl, but I mean, you’re still a dog. Who’s clearly high as shit.